BIG BROTHER 8: Week 2 Eviction

Big Brother 8 Joe
Big Brother 8 Eviction
Gonorrhea Joe Done Gone Home
I’ll miss his uber-gay personality and his bitchy behavior and his Nick stalking flirtation but I will not miss those pepperoni nipples. Let it be known. Joe is the first male evicted from the Big Brother 8 Household and I guess it had to happen.

The important thing that came out of tonight’s live episode was the fact that Kail’s whole alliance voted against her. What’s up with that huh? Can’t wait to see the fallout from that switcheroo, unless it’s already been established that she knew they were voting another way. Damn live feeders…

Daniele’s hair, Farrah Fawesome tonight! The feathered flip was hot. It took away from her Skeletor bone structure and actually softened her bone protruding features. Good for you.

Something odd struck me tonight. It was Zach’s face. What’s up with that wrinkled mess? He’s semi-scar to look at, don’t you think?

The Head of Household competition went just as I dreamt it would. Who is the exact opposite of Jen? Who’s Jen’s biggest enemy in the house? Who’s mission is it to make Jen’s life hell? EVIL DICK! I absolove that this man won HOH this week. Instantly I can guess that his two nominees will be hella-tard Jen and crappy Kail.

I love Big Brother!

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And howsabout Kail trying to talk to Daniele about Dick and how she’s “proud of her”? That was just messed up.

Tunasmama, thanks for reminding me. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Does Kail not realize how badly that could backfire (and did) on her? She’s a complete moron and hypocrite.

I think I hate Kail more than hella-tard Jen. At least she’s amusing.

And what’s with Jen pretending to be shocked and shy when Julie calls on her each week? Inside she’s begging for Julie to ask her stupid ass a question, the excitement is almost oozing out of those tights, or was that something else?

Shuh. Seriously. That whole convo made me feel like I needed an acid shower to get rid of the Kail skeevies. There are just some things that you don’t touch.

Jen is just pathetic. Did you know that she’s close friends with the chill-town boys? They must be so ashamed.

I believe she’s friends with Boogie (or made friends with him) because he’s a tool as well. Without Will he was nothing. I hate Boogie. Dude sucks. I’ll give it to him though, he played a good game last year. He’s still a douche.

You never noticed that Zachs kinda funny lookin’?

Oh yes. and Boogie. Sucks. Apparently that’s how Jen “got in”. Lame. And no. he didn’t even really play a good game. He hung onto Will’s good gaming skills and lucked out at the end.



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